I’m feeling a lil’ bit creatively drained right now (over 5k words of essays will do that to you, I think), so anything from the mush that is currently my brain would probably 1) not make sense or 2) not be very engaging. And since neither of those options are particularly appealing to me, I can’t imagine that they would be to you, either.
So. Considering you’ve probably read the title, this is what we get today. I love a good listicle (list article, fancy portmanteau there, it’s fun to say!), so much so that I’ve done a couple of my own, but they’re nothing compared to these.
Seriously, I’ll read these and still be howling with laughter into next week. Witty, snappy, bang bang bang. They’re everything you look for in internet comic relief. Honestly, they make me want to do that thing on twitter where you fave tweets in the hopes that they’ll notice you, and soon be your bff*.
*I don’t think this actually works.
10 Things I hate about Instagram – because Instagram is this weird anomaly of a platform that is endlessly frustrating. I don’t need to see your #fitspo ready body when I’ve been systematically eating my way through the baked goods section of Tesco, thanks.
Musings: Things that don’t make you a slut – not technically a list (oop) but in all honesty I wish my 2am rants were as eloquent as this. vix outlines a few things that don’t make you a slut, because that’s still a word that brandished around far too much. c’mon guys, it’s 2016.